07-07-2018, 10:16 PM
(07-07-2018, 09:10 PM)fredtoast Wrote: If one player on both offense and defense was allowed to use a weapon (no guns or explosives) what weapon would you choose and who would use it.
On offense I'd give Boling a battle ax, and on defense I'd give Iloka a lasso so he could tackle any player anywhere on the field (once he learned to throw a lasso).
But if a guy on the opposing team had a sword or an ax I guess I'd have to give one of our guys the same thing to fight him with.
I'd give Carl Lawson pocket sand to throw in O linemen's faces as he rushed the passer.
I'd give Joe Mixon brass knuckles... See what I did there?
Poo Dey