Absurd, and Hopefully Humorous to Some, Hypothetical Question...

[BengalsRocker]

(02-16-2018, 06:44 PM)Wes Mantooth Wrote: She's taking the whole Kitten Kaboodle, buddy. Things will get weird for sure. Ever had a pilon and a kicking tee inside you?  In this scenario, you will.

Every Friday she's like to role play. She gets suited up in a full Bengals uniform. Helmet, pads, and everything. Eye black, cleats...She takes her 3 pt stance, and you're to yell out cadances and audibles throughout the encounter.  Then you're to get down in a stance, while she wheels in the Jugs machine.

C'mon, bro. Live a little. Get crazy.

Only if Dennis Roland is dressed in drag and sitting in the corner pleasuring himself the whole time.