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RE: Met Andy Dalton's Cousin Today - PhilHos - 10-16-2015
(10-16-2015, 08:22 PM)GodHatesBengals Wrote: That's fine. We're more concerned about Brad because he's in a position of influence as a public speaker, so we don't want him taking advantage of the youth he frequently comes into close contact with.
Sorry, I just got a shiver thinking of being in "close contact" with a hot high school chick.
RE: Met Andy Dalton's Cousin Today - GodHatesBengals - 10-16-2015
(10-16-2015, 08:25 PM)PhilHos Wrote: Sorry, I just got a shiver thinking of being in "close contact" with a hot high school chick.
... Brad? Is that you?
RE: Met Andy Dalton's Cousin Today - PhilHos - 10-16-2015
(10-16-2015, 08:26 PM)GodHatesBengals Wrote: ... Brad? Is that you?
"You cut me deep, Shrek. You cut me real deep just now."
RE: Met Andy Dalton's Cousin Today - kdgjr - 10-16-2015
So, wait. Was she hot?
RE: Met Andy Dalton's Cousin Today - Shake n Blake - 10-17-2015
(10-16-2015, 02:40 PM)BFritz21 Wrote: Pretty sure that it's kind of obvious that it's a drinking cup since it was from Wings and Rings.
Yeah but you said something about it being the "wrong size" or that it wouldn't fit you (or something like that). That's what threw me off.
RE: Met Andy Dalton's Cousin Today - Element - 10-17-2015
this thread is hilarious, needed this
RE: Met Andy Dalton's Cousin Today - Johnny Cupcakes - 10-17-2015
(10-16-2015, 02:43 PM)djs7685 Wrote: He responded to somebody in a manner that made a lot of us think it was an athletic cup, but later he confirmed in another thread that it was just a used drinking cup.
Disappointment city.
What?!?!? I totally missed this. Until now, I was under the impression that this was a dong cradler that he was talking about. I'm certain that he even led on that it was...
Oh well. Really, I'm just going to go about my business and pretend I never saw this.
RE: Met Andy Dalton's Cousin Today - Tiger Teeth - 10-17-2015
(10-17-2015, 09:08 AM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: What?!?!? I totally missed this. Until now, I was under the impression that this was a dong cradler that he was talking about. I'm certain that he even led on that it was...
Oh well. Really, I'm just going to go about my business and pretend I never saw this.
You must've got it confused with the leadership dong.
RE: Met Andy Dalton's Cousin Today - magikod - 10-17-2015
we do we have here
RE: Met Andy Dalton's Cousin Today - Daddy-O - 10-17-2015
(10-16-2015, 03:18 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Did anyone else find this sentence funny?
Not an attack on Brad at all. It just sounds like this girl is saying that a "distant cousin" is a cousin that lives far away.
That would've made a great Yogi Berra quote:
"I have this distant cousin that lives far away"
RE: Met Andy Dalton's Cousin Today - Benton - 10-17-2015
(10-16-2015, 08:18 PM)PhilHos Wrote: Edward Pattinson is a beautiful man, but I have absolutely no desire to boink him.
I'm getting this tattooed in a circle on my chest with a picture of Pattinson in the center. I can do that as I have an incredibly flat chest.
RE: Met Andy Dalton's Cousin Today - Se ky bengal - 10-17-2015
(10-17-2015, 09:27 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: You must've got it confused with the leadership dong.
Well it is inspiring! !!