(01-06-2016, 11:00 PM)Nately120 Wrote: Bah, you optimists are driving me nuts.

+ Our team is THE MOST TALENTED in the NFL!
+ Marvin is so awesome he RESURRECTED this franchise!
+ Our coordinators are SO AWESOME that they are becoming playoff-bound HCs!
+ We are A++++ on draft day!
+ We avoid over-priced FA's!
+ Our QB is a true leader and full of swaggerful swagger!
+ We draw playoff matchups that are favorable because we are going to be MAD or HYPED or playing in the same city we last won in, or we're home and went 8-0 at home and blah blah blah!!!!
+ MARVIN IS A GM!!!!
+ Mike Brown was executive of THE YEAR!!!
+ Duke Tobin is GOD

So why oh WHY are we 0-6 in the playoffs since Marvin placed this franchise on his back and pulled it up the steep, muddy hill that is the NFL?  Are we cursed?  Is it magic?  Do we go into the playoffs ever year with our starting QB on a slab?  I honestly don't know.  I need someone who thinks this organization walks on water and SHOULD be lauded as the cream of the NFL by every expert and naysayer to show me the light.

Something, SOMETHING must be wrong for us to go 0-4.  Let's just say Carson Palmer is a quitter who throws 17 pick sixes per game and he single-handedly made 2003-2010 into evidence we "CAN'T" win in the playoffs...so now what is it?

(01-06-2016, 11:09 PM)kevin Wrote: You NEGATIVES drive me nuts........You put down us wanting the Bengals to WIN......and you DARE to compare us to the last place Browns........You are one of these true blue as ho's that come on here and are trolls putting down our team...GO root for somebody else. as if you aren't already........GO BENGALS 

So why oh why oh why, as you say....But really.....Who the hell are who ?.........For all your non sense bull. you are not a fan...and never were. 

(01-06-2016, 11:19 PM)Nately120 Wrote: Anyways, I'll take your advice and become a fan of a different team.  *POOF* I'm a Steeler fan now!  I LUV PIG BEN!!! I WANT HIM TO DIDDLE MY SISTER (who is also my wife!).  I LOVE KETCHUP ON EVERYTHING!  I personally have SIX RINGS!!!! HOW many Super Bowl rings do YOU HAVE?  I'm gonna jump CROTCH FIRST into something like Antonio BROWNN!!!!!

(01-06-2016, 11:19 PM)Nately120 Wrote: I'm not being negative, I'm just suggesting the Bengals might not be as bullet-proof as some people seem to think.  Unless some legitimate curse is involved where the best team performs the worst when it comes to the playoffs.

And I wasn't comparing the Bengals to the Browns...I'm saying it's as fair for people to say the Bengals can't win in the playoffs (0-6), as it is for people to say the Browns can't win EVER.  Because they don't win...ever.

Anyways, I'll take your advice and become a fan of a different team.  *POOF* I'm a Steeler fan now!  I LUV PIG BEN!!! I WANT HIM TO DIDDLE MY SISTER (who is also my wife!).  I LOVE KETCHUP ON EVERYTHING!  I personally have SIX RINGS!!!! HOW many Super Bowl rings do YOU HAVE?  I'm gonna jump CROTCH FIRST into something like Antonio BROWNN!!!!!

(01-06-2016, 11:25 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: You fly that freak flag (towel?)

(01-06-2016, 11:27 PM)kevin Wrote: Although  you may say that last paragraph is sarcastic, I don't buy it........You came on Steelers.....You left Steelers.....GO  BENGALS !!!!!!!.........and you can jump face first into any Steelers jock that you want to. 

(01-06-2016, 11:30 PM)Nately120 Wrote: I do.  Myron Cope gives me a boner!  Also, I think I'm a culinary genius because I put french fries on everything.  I can eat 100 perogies without feeling any shame!  I live in the city of champions, as long as you exclude the Pirates, Penguins, and Steelers for decades at a time.  Do you wanna go dahntahn n'at?  Kevin is right...it was I who destroyed the old Bengals board because I am truly a Steelers fan in disguise!  I used to work in a factory, but now my job is gone and I'm full of cancer but I stay here because I think it makes me TOUGH.  Rooting for the Steelers makes me TOUGH.  

Any more questions, you stupid Skyline Chili-eating losers?!


You're just jealous because my favorite team of the last 13 minutes totally has SIX RINGS!!!!  SIXBURGH BABY!!!! ONE FOR THE WIENER!!!! 

I'm a die-hard Steelers fan and I fit right in because I've been a fan of them for almost no time at all!  This is easy.

(01-06-2016, 11:30 PM)Nately120 Wrote: I do.  Myron Cope gives me a boner!  Also, I think I'm a culinary genius because I put french fries on everything.  I can eat 100 perogies without feeling any shame!  I live in the city of champions, as long as you exclude the Pirates, Penguins, and Steelers for decades at a time.  Do you wanna go dahntahn n'at?  Kevin is right...it was I who destroyed the old Bengals board because I am truly a Steelers fan in disguise!  I used to work in a factory, but now my job is gone and I'm full of cancer but I stay here because I think it makes me TOUGH.  Rooting for the Steelers makes me TOUGH.  

Any more questions, you stupid Skyline Chili-eating losers?!


You're just jealous because my favorite team of the last 13 minutes totally has SIX RINGS!!!!  SIXBURGH BABY!!!! ONE FOR THE WIENER!!!! 

I'm a die-hard Steelers fan and I fit right in because I've been a fan of them for almost no time at all!  This is easy.

(01-04-2016, 01:17 PM)ochocincos Wrote: What made me irritated was that Thom Brennaman kept bringing up Cincy's playoff woes as well during the Bengals game.

Being a Cincinnatian himself, you'd think he'd avoid talking about it since everyone else and their mothers have been.

All we'll hear until the Bengals win a playoff game is that they can't win one.
Then when they win one, all we'll hear is how they can't win a superbowl.
Then when that happens, all we'll hear is how the Steelers have so many more.

(01-06-2016, 11:00 PM)Nately120 Wrote: Bah, you optimists are driving me nuts.

+ Our team is THE MOST TALENTED in the NFL!
+ Marvin is so awesome he RESURRECTED this franchise!
+ Our coordinators are SO AWESOME that they are becoming playoff-bound HCs!
+ We are A++++ on draft day!
+ We avoid over-priced FA's!
+ Our QB is a true leader and full of swaggerful swagger!
+ We draw playoff matchups that are favorable because we are going to be MAD or HYPED or playing in the same city we last won in, or we're home and went 8-0 at home and blah blah blah!!!!
+ MARVIN IS A GM!!!!
+ Mike Brown was executive of THE YEAR!!!
+ Duke Tobin is GOD

So why oh WHY are we 0-6 in the playoffs since Marvin placed this franchise on his back and pulled it up the steep, muddy hill that is the NFL?  Are we cursed?  Is it magic?  Do we go into the playoffs ever year with our starting QB on a slab?  I honestly don't know.  I need someone who thinks this organization walks on water and SHOULD be lauded as the cream of the NFL by every expert and naysayer to show me the light.

Something, SOMETHING must be wrong for us to go 0-4.  Let's just say Carson Palmer is a quitter who throws 17 pick sixes per game and he single-handedly made 2003-2010 into evidence we "CAN'T" win in the playoffs...so now what is it?